So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
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He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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