Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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