Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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