He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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