dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
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Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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