That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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