drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
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She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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