Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
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My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks