She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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