My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
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