So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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