i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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