farters have to be the big spoon...
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
ok first of all what the fuck
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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