He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
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