I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
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