A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
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It's blow job season.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship