So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Randomize
