It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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