Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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