question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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