So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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