i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
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I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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