ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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