I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
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