Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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