that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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