dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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