i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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