I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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