This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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