I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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