Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I think i peed on brittanys purse
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He uses pillows to masturbate.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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