Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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