it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
I think your dad took our porno
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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