FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
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even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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