yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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