Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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