do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
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Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
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I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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