i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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