it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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