Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
You smell like a Billy Joel song
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
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The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
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Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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