No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
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