So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I accidentally had phone sex last night
Your tits are I can't wait for
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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