We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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