im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
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Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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