She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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