How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
bring money and cleavage
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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