Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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