Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
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