i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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