you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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