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It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
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we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.