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(417): View more from Missouri

I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

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(417): I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon! http://tfl.nu/qgqr

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(912): View more from Georgia

So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.

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Who leaves their car unlocked at night?

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Someone who wants to read the newspaper.

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(912): So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper. (1-912): Who leaves their car unlocked at night? (912): Someone who wants to read the newspaper. http://tfl.nu/c19o

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(425): View more from Washington

we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside

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(425): we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside http://tfl.nu/0lr5

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(916): View more from California

Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.

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(916): Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life. http://tfl.nu/lqwm

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.

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(479): Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody. http://tfl.nu/gh8f

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(205): View more from Alabama

there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?

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(205): there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something? http://tfl.nu/tu2y

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(816): View more from Missouri

that would be two times in a week with two different guys.

(913): View more from Kansas

they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?

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(816): that would be two times in a week with two different guys. (913): they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right? http://tfl.nu/b8ql

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(647): View more from Ontario

I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.

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(647): I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms. http://tfl.nu/aw2i

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(513): View more from Ohio

This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads

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(513): This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads http://tfl.nu/11ei

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(513): View more from Ohio

it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.

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(513): it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out. http://tfl.nu/ydh3

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It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"

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(813): It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman" http://tfl.nu/5ocz

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(251): View more from Alabama

I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.

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(251): I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them. http://tfl.nu/46q5

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(614): View more from Ohio

You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore

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(614): You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore http://tfl.nu/weu9

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Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams

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(440): Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams http://tfl.nu/en8l

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(817): View more from Texas

I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??

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(817): I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend?? http://tfl.nu/pktu

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