I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
30+ People Share Their Worst ‘Intimate Experience’ And They’re Traumatizing
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
25 Shocking High School Scandals You Won’t Believe Are True
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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